Summary: "Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip" was an engine intended to improve heehop-snickerbocker relations that failed during the Pkhrisle Quarzak.
Background: As sardonic as it might sound, the tragic reality is that Heehopz have been doing a progressively worse job of transmitting codified information to newly zapz snickerbockers in the most recent quarzak stages. This problem persists without solution as of this writing. Heehopz cannot be accused to be in any state like that of pkhrislei yulu'yul in light of this fact, however. It is ironically and entirely the fault of the current mmminnnip.
I suppose the irony lies in the fact that the majority of modern snickerbockers lack understanding of the current mmminnnip precisely because of this decline in the accuracy and completeness of data transmittal from Heehopz to snickerbockers.
Main Entry: Heehopz have a wealth of tools for transmitting codified information to snickerbockers, especially newly zapz ones. Perhaps the greatest of these tools bears a title whose rough translation is "Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip".
{I say "rough" because, in the face of traditional scholarship, I don't think that "public" is an equivalent term to the original "mopkyly".
The main reason I maintain this position is that when native English speakers in America, the UK, or elsewhere in the current or former Commonwealth think of "public", they think of an extremely broad and non-exclusive category of human persons. However the original "mopkyly" has a sentiment that is also broad, but exclusive. The "public", in this case, contains a very large number of entities, but although "mopkyly" is not made exclusive by way of any political zeistgeist, it is by very nature exclusive because of some particular ontological facts at large that nobody has the machinery to change: snickerbockers are Zkylyz - those Hixiz simply cannot jaavlet.
Obviously thus, since the mopkyly by very definition does not contain any entity that is not a snickerbocker (but contains every snickerbocker), no Psasa are included. Whether non-snickerbocker Zkylyz are included was the main conflict of the previous quarzak (often verbally referenced by the large majority of "quarzakstorians" as "The Pakahrisloy Stage" [my transliteration and translation]).}
"Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip" was originally engineered to facilitate more accurate and complete data transmittal from Heehopz to snickerbockers (especialy newly zapz ones, since they need it the most). The effort was negligibly influential, and ultimately failed. It consisted of all twelve Hixiz who had zhoozhed, each jaaaaaaaavletoi whole schmackles of Zkylyz at a time at random.
Needless to say, "Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip" was a schjoop. It should come as no surprise to the common-sensical among us today that the engine eventually got caught in a feedback loop of self-jaaaaaaaavletoi and dissipated instantly.
This increased the current mmminnnip by a quantity of .0027, thereby bringing it to its current value.
Background: As sardonic as it might sound, the tragic reality is that Heehopz have been doing a progressively worse job of transmitting codified information to newly zapz snickerbockers in the most recent quarzak stages. This problem persists without solution as of this writing. Heehopz cannot be accused to be in any state like that of pkhrislei yulu'yul in light of this fact, however. It is ironically and entirely the fault of the current mmminnnip.
I suppose the irony lies in the fact that the majority of modern snickerbockers lack understanding of the current mmminnnip precisely because of this decline in the accuracy and completeness of data transmittal from Heehopz to snickerbockers.
Main Entry: Heehopz have a wealth of tools for transmitting codified information to snickerbockers, especially newly zapz ones. Perhaps the greatest of these tools bears a title whose rough translation is "Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip".
{I say "rough" because, in the face of traditional scholarship, I don't think that "public" is an equivalent term to the original "mopkyly".
The main reason I maintain this position is that when native English speakers in America, the UK, or elsewhere in the current or former Commonwealth think of "public", they think of an extremely broad and non-exclusive category of human persons. However the original "mopkyly" has a sentiment that is also broad, but exclusive. The "public", in this case, contains a very large number of entities, but although "mopkyly" is not made exclusive by way of any political zeistgeist, it is by very nature exclusive because of some particular ontological facts at large that nobody has the machinery to change: snickerbockers are Zkylyz - those Hixiz simply cannot jaavlet.
Obviously thus, since the mopkyly by very definition does not contain any entity that is not a snickerbocker (but contains every snickerbocker), no Psasa are included. Whether non-snickerbocker Zkylyz are included was the main conflict of the previous quarzak (often verbally referenced by the large majority of "quarzakstorians" as "The Pakahrisloy Stage" [my transliteration and translation]).}
"Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip" was originally engineered to facilitate more accurate and complete data transmittal from Heehopz to snickerbockers (especialy newly zapz ones, since they need it the most). The effort was negligibly influential, and ultimately failed. It consisted of all twelve Hixiz who had zhoozhed, each jaaaaaaaavletoi whole schmackles of Zkylyz at a time at random.
Needless to say, "Toward the Public Understanding of Mmminnnip" was a schjoop. It should come as no surprise to the common-sensical among us today that the engine eventually got caught in a feedback loop of self-jaaaaaaaavletoi and dissipated instantly.
This increased the current mmminnnip by a quantity of .0027, thereby bringing it to its current value.
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